If you give a Suzy a sucker.......


So, today was the weekly photo session for Baby Andy. Suzy loves looking at the ultrasounds at Dr. Berry's so we took her along. Today, the receptionist gave Suzy a sucker. She was on cloud nine. But....

If you give a Suzy a sucker,
She's gonna drool all over herself.
If she drools all over herself, she's gonna need a wet wipe.
The wet wipe won't be enough, so you'll have to take her to the bathroom.
After she washes her hands, she'll want to use the potty.
Using the potty at Dr. Berry's reminds her that Mommy has to pee in the cup here.
So, she'll have to pee in the little cup.
You'll have to put her name on the cup and put it in the little door.
If she touches anything, you'll have to wash her hands again.
After her hands are dry, you'll get to leave the bathroom.
As you leave the bathroom, you'll have to tell the nurse that "Suzy Smith" is not pregnant, so she doesn't have to test her urine.
After you talk to the nurse, you have to give the billing slip to the receptionist.
And when you give the slip to the receptionist, chances are.......

Suzy will want another sucker. :)

And I wonder why simple things take FOREVER with a two year old.....