So, I love the moments right before nap time. Isn't it just pure bliss to try and get two kids to bed while they are both melting down? I know it's a highlight of MY day. ;) So, today, Andy is in the toy room and Suzy is on the potty. I'm five minutes from finally getting a moment to myself. I keep smelling something, but Suzy insists it's "just gas". As I get her off the potty to wash her hands, I spy this outside the bathroom door. So, I follow the trail.
It ends here with my sweet son in the middle of it. EEEEWWWWW! Thank GOD for two things. One, there was none in or around his mouth. Two, it seems to be contained to the hardwood. But still... EEEEWWWW! I wisk him up and plop him in the sink.
His hands are all over EVERYTHING. Yes, I will eventually eat from this sink. But first, it will need to complete way more sterilizing than the first go-around it just received. I'm frantically trying to get the poo off of Andy while at the same time keeping his hands out of his mouth or onto the stack of clean drying dishes so close by. All the while, Suzy is crying in the bathroom. Yes, my life is awesome. A neighbor was expected around this same time and when the doorbell rang, I wisk my naked son up and run for the door. I swing it open in hopeful anticipation that she can help me. Nope, it's yet another roofer. I'm covered in dog poo and my son is naked and soaking wet. My daughter is screaming in the other room. Uh, "Not a good time?" he asks me. "Ya think?" is all I could reply.
Currently, both kids are in bed. The poop has been cleaned up. I have a nice candle burning. All's well, that ends well. Life is good.
4 comments:
Reason 62 as to why I don't like dogs. :)
Oh, I am so sorry, Marti! If I could take that all back and away for you, I would!!
Oh gosh Marti! Your life is never dull! :o)
That might be the grossest blog post. Ever. Of all times. You should win an award for it.
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